Funny Travel Quotes

1. “Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit it.” – Dave Barry
2. “When you come to a fork in the road….take it” – Yogi Berra
3. “Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin
4. “If you’ve seen one redwood tree, you’ve seen them all.” – Ronald Reagan
5. “You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.” – Charles Kuralt
6. “You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.” – Yogi Berra
7. “Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.” – Steve Martin
8. “Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube. There are some things one would rather have done than do.” – Edward Abbey
9. “There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.” – Edward Abbey
10. “Two great talkers will not travel far together.” – Spanish Proverb11. “If you are going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill
12. “I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places”. – Henny Youngman
13. “San Francisco is like granola. Take away all the fruits and the nuts and all you have left are the flakes.” – Unknown
14. “I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.” – George Bernard Shaw
15. “I had a prejudice against the British until I discovered that fifty percent of them were female.” – Raymond Floyd
16. “Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.” – Unknown
17. “When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money”. – Unknown
18. “Knock Knock! Who’s there? Tibet! Tibet who? Early Tibet and early to rise!” – Aha Jokes
19. “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” – Mark Twain
20. “The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.” – Dave Barry